The 12 Worst Pick-Up Lines Of All Time Pick-up lines. Sometimes they work, sometimes they don’t. Actually, the majority of the time, they don’t work. Just ask the News Team’s Brian Fantana… he’s probably tried ‘em all. Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Brand Publisher 1. “Is that your booty or a keg? Either way, I’d like to tap it.” View this image › firstwefeast.com ID: 2074837 2. “Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.” View this image › gifbin.com / Via gifbay.com ID: 2074911 3. “You smell bad… wanna take a shower?” View this image › joyreactor.com ID: 2076792 4. “I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?” View this image › “I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?” / Via 4gifs ID: 2075399 5. “My magic watch says you’re missing your pants. No? Well, it must be 10 minutes fast.” View this image › cheezburger.com / Via senorgif.com ID: 2077116 6. *mumbled fast* “Personwhoisgoinghomewithmetonightsayswhat?“ View this image › myndirnotur.tumblr.com ID: 2074997 7. “Hey girl, I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.” View this image › wonderfulworldofwebdesign.tumblr.com ID: 2075351 8. “If you were a library book, I’d check you out.” View this image › dargonslaeyr / Via cheezburger.com ID: 2076170 9. “Spank me if I’m wrong, but is your name ____?” View this image › VH1 / Via cheezburger.com *Note: Don’t say her actual name. ID: 2076260 10. “Wanna go to Ireland? Because my pants are dublin’.” View this image › crocodilepatronus.tumblr.com / Via Blingee ID: 2076838 11. “If you’re anything like your mother, we’ll have a great time tonight.” View this image › gifbay.com ID: 2076901 12. “You’re like a prize-winning fish. I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.” View this image › 90s90s90s.tumblr.com ID: 2076935 “So let’s be brief. Do you want to go out?” View this image › Paramount Pictures / Via anchormanmovie.tumblr.com We can go see Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues In theaters December 18. ID: 2077144 View this embed › ID: 2083893 Check out more articles on BuzzFeed.com! More ▾ Facebook Conversations Next On Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues› The 12 Worst Pick-Up Lines Of All Time Next On Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues› 12 Righteous Reasons You Need To See "Anchorman... Special Reactions Your Reaction? Sorry, but you can only react up to 3 times! Oops! It looks like you've already used that reaction on this post. REACT WITH GIF You are signed in as . I know, right? Will your friends agree? Share this Link The 12 Worst Pick-Up Lines Of All Time https://www.buzzfeed.com/anchorman2/the-worst-p... Pick-up lines. Sometimes they work, sometimes they don't. Actually, the majority of the t... Your link was successfully shared! Facebook Conversations Preview Your Response Add Your Response Text Image Video Link Title Thumbnail (Allowed HTML Tags: <a href=""> <b> <i> <em> <strong>) Title URL () Hey! This video may have privacy restrictions. Ensure that it is publicly visible to everyone. Description (Allowed HTML Tags: <a href=""> <b> <i> <em> <strong>) Title Image Link Image To (optional) Description (Allowed HTML Tags: <a href=""> <b> <i> <em> <strong>) Title Thumbnail Title Link URL Share this on Facebook (Connected as [Disconnect]) Starting soon, you'll only be able to post a comment on BuzzFeed using a Facebook account or via our app. If you have questions or thoughts, email us here. Cancel Loading... ∨ Create Full Post ∧ Create Simple Post You are signed in as Please Validate Your Email Nice Work! Thanks For Contributing! × Don't forget to share! Want to add another one? Go for it! Contributions Load More x Please enter the CAT-CHA Catcha question... Promoted Promoted by BuzzFeed Staff Sponsored Tweets by @RonBurgundy Top Posts From Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues The 12 Worst Pick-Up Lines Of All Time 17 News Anchors That Are Having A Rough Day 14 Things Your Dog Would Say If It Could Talk The 11 Greatest Weathermen Of All Time 12 Righteous Reasons You Need To See "Anchorman 2"