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ZOMG Fashion Week? Time For Cocaine Jokes!

Here are 17 that wound up on Twitter.

First, the obvious “Fashion Week is sapping the cocaine supply” jokes:

1.

When your coke dealer is “too busy” at 8 am, you know it’s Fashion Week in New York.— Jack Mackenroth

2.

Fashion Week, no wonder the cocaine supply is low ~— Kristeen

3.

New York Fashion Week aka The Cocaine Olympics #ItsSnowing— Mac

Joan Rivers even got in on this:

4.

I love meeting all the designers at Fashion Week. This year they're pushing more new lines than Courtney Love's dealer.

— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers)

I love meeting all the designers at Fashion Week. This year they’re pushing more new lines than Courtney Love’s dealer.— Joan Rivers

And the less funny, sometimes nonsensical tweets that I assume were attempts at gut-busting humor:

5.

The sewers will be flooded with cocaine and vomit. RT @GaryJanetti It's fashion week in New York which means... um... uh... nothing.

— buck memphis (@buckmemphis)

The sewers will be flooded with cocaine and vomit. RT @GaryJanetti It’s fashion week in New York which means… um… uh… nothing.— buck memphis

6.

I reckon Andy Murray is snorting coke off a model at New York Fashion Week right now.

— William Jones (@AchinglyChic)

I reckon Andy Murray is snorting coke off a model at New York Fashion Week right now.— William Jones

7.

Since its fashion week, this is when the economy is good for coke dealers. #fact

— AL FENZA (@AlFenza)

Since its fashion week, this is when the economy is good for coke dealers. #fact— AL FENZA

8.

The only difference between Fashion Week and Shark Week is that the sharks don't do lines of coke and bang the photographer after it's over

— Drunk Santa (@theweeklydrunk)

The only difference between Fashion Week and Shark Week is that the sharks don’t do lines of coke and bang the photographer after it’s over— Drunk Santa

9.

ultimate #nyfw starbucks drink would be a venti skim vanilla cigarette butt latte with an expresso shot, no whip & a dash of colombian coke.

— Republic of Anthony (@BissieSmalls)

ultimate #nyfw starbucks drink would be a venti skim vanilla cigarette butt latte with an expresso shot, no whip & a dash of colombian coke.— Republic of Anthony

10.

Shouts to the PR girls who can go back to their steady diets of coke and cock now that #NYFW is pretty much over.

— NYC Doorman (@NYDoorman)

Shouts to the PR girls who can go back to their steady diets of coke and cock now that #NYFW is pretty much over.— NYC Doorman

And people who might not even be joking at all:

11.

“@INTERMIX: Ever wonder what keeps our buyers going though fashion week? http://t.co/iYw5fTxP #NYFW” From my experience, cocaine.

— soleilalaplage (@soleilalaplage)

“@INTERMIX: Ever wonder what keeps our buyers going though fashion week? http://t.co/iYw5fTxP #NYFW” From my experience, cocaine.— soleilalaplage

12.

which fuckwit fashion PR thought it would be a nice treat to give FROWers at #NYFW coke as a gift bag item?

— FashionFuckwit (@FashionFuckwit)

which fuckwit fashion PR thought it would be a nice treat to give FROWers at #NYFW coke as a gift bag item?— FashionFuckwit

13.

Very easy to score "stuffs" in NY might I add. I just got out the airport. O yeah its NYFW. Coke n Mollymen are booming.

— Courtney Williams (@YourHighness___)

Very easy to score “stuffs” in NY might I add. I just got out the airport. O yeah its NYFW. Coke n Mollymen are booming.— Courtney Williams

14.

@ArmaniExchange #Espresso is the ticket... it's pretty much the #caffeine version of #cocaine, unless your already on that O_O #NYFW

— Cory Willet (@corywillet)

@ArmaniExchange #Espresso is the ticket… it’s pretty much the #caffeine version of #cocaine, unless your already on that O_O #NYFW— Cory Willet

15.

Overheard last night at Jason Wu after party: "the only thing more addictive than cocaine is fame." happy day 3 of #NYFW! Go get 'em

— Confidenti@l (@nycConfidential)

Overheard last night at Jason Wu after party: “the only thing more addictive than cocaine is fame.” happy day 3 of #NYFW! Go get ‘em— Confidenti@l

16.

I wonder how much cocaine models do during fashion week... #curious

— Giana DiGiulio (@GianaDiGiulio)

I wonder how much cocaine models do during fashion week… #curious— Giana DiGiulio

17.

It's "it's harder to get into the bathroom than getting into the ultra exclusive fashion party because everyone is on cocaine" week #NYFW

— Morocco J (@SLUTLUST)

It’s “it’s harder to get into the bathroom than getting into the ultra exclusive fashion party because everyone is on cocaine” week #NYFW— Morocco J

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