First, the obvious “Fashion Week is sapping the cocaine supply” jokes:
When your coke dealer is “too busy” at 8 am, you know it’s Fashion Week in New York.— Jack Mackenroth
Fashion Week, no wonder the cocaine supply is low ~— Kristeen
New York Fashion Week aka The Cocaine Olympics #ItsSnowing— Mac
Joan Rivers even got in on this:
I love meeting all the designers at Fashion Week. This year they’re pushing more new lines than Courtney Love’s dealer.— Joan Rivers
And the less funny, sometimes nonsensical tweets that I assume were attempts at gut-busting humor:
The sewers will be flooded with cocaine and vomit. RT @GaryJanetti It’s fashion week in New York which means… um… uh… nothing.— buck memphis
I reckon Andy Murray is snorting coke off a model at New York Fashion Week right now.— William Jones
Since its fashion week, this is when the economy is good for coke dealers. #fact— AL FENZA
The only difference between Fashion Week and Shark Week is that the sharks don’t do lines of coke and bang the photographer after it’s over— Drunk Santa
ultimate #nyfw starbucks drink would be a venti skim vanilla cigarette butt latte with an expresso shot, no whip & a dash of colombian coke.— Republic of Anthony
Shouts to the PR girls who can go back to their steady diets of coke and cock now that #NYFW is pretty much over.— NYC Doorman
And people who might not even be joking at all:
â€œ@INTERMIX: Ever wonder what keeps our buyers going though fashion week? http://t.co/iYw5fTxP #NYFWâ€ From my experience, cocaine.— soleilalaplage
which fuckwit fashion PR thought it would be a nice treat to give FROWers at #NYFW coke as a gift bag item?— FashionFuckwit
Very easy to score “stuffs” in NY might I add. I just got out the airport. O yeah its NYFW. Coke n Mollymen are booming.— Courtney Williams
@ArmaniExchange #Espresso is the ticket… it’s pretty much the #caffeine version of #cocaine, unless your already on that O_O #NYFW— Cory Willet
Overheard last night at Jason Wu after party: “the only thing more addictive than cocaine is fame.” happy day 3 of #NYFW! Go get ‘em— Confidenti@l
I wonder how much cocaine models do during fashion week… #curious— Giana DiGiulio
It’s “it’s harder to get into the bathroom than getting into the ultra exclusive fashion party because everyone is on cocaine” week #NYFW— Morocco J
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