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The Jorts That Are Ruining Jorts

Jorts are the world's single greatest item of clothing. But recently, they've succumbed to a terrible plague.

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Jean shorts — "jorts" hereafter — just may be the world's single greatest item of clothing.

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They're comfortable, versatile, cheap, and easy to DIY from a pair of old jeans. Whoever you are, whatever your style is, you're guaranteed to find a pair of jorts that suits you.

But lately, some jorts have succumbed to what looks like a jorts flu.

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They're suffering. They're off. They're uncomfortable-looking and sad and sometimes scary. Their fronts sometimes consist of nothing but a zipper fly.