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    The 21 Worst Fashion Trends At Coachella

    Coachella: where men wear capes instead of shirts, fringe wears fringe, and shoes are terrifyingly forgotten.

    1. Showing up in a full, totally random costume.

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    You have Santa.

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    And a unicorn.

    2. Carrying blow-up sea creatures as accessories.

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    You can imagine all the hilarious "finding Nemo" jokes this must've led to.

    3. Carrying phallic blow-up things as accessories.

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    4. Unnecessary headdresses.

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    This Native American-inspired look is a perpetually terrible music festival classic.

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    But animal heads are also unfortunately popular.

    5. Going topless.

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    6. Wristband "arm parties."

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    Even supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio couldn't save herself from Coachella's downward spiral of getting dressed.

    7. Bathing suits and Hula-Hoops.

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    I feel like there's a rule that you can't bring a Hula-Hoop to a music festival unless you're wearing a bathing suit.

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    8. Bathing suits as clothes.

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    You have to appreciate the juxtaposition of no pants and fall ankle boots.

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    Which brings us to...

    9. These floral headband things.

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    10.

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    AnnaSophia Robb even subjected her head to one.

    11. Extreme fringe.

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    Coachella fringe isn't just fringe — it's like fringed fringe.

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    12. Embellished bras as tops.

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    13. Making this face at a camera.

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    14. Intensely printed leggings/bodysuits.

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    15. Not wearing shoes.

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    Of all the places I'd most want shoes, Coachella would be one of them.

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    16. Guys who wear capes instead of tops.

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    The cape ideal seems to be a flag.

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    Speaking of flags...

    17. American flag paraphernalia.

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    18. Covering your mouth and wearing sunglasses.

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    19. Men in feminine accessories.

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    Like a cross-body purse.

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    Or this entire outfit.

    20. And of course, this guy.

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    21. Isn't Coachella the GREATEST?

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    Or not.