1. After his polo match in Connecticut Wednesday, Prince Harry got up close and personal with former Victoria’s Secret model Karolina Kurkova.
A bunch of models and a few top fashion designers and Olivia Palermo attended the match to pose for photos and hug each other. (Fashion’s obsession with polo is a curious thing — I think it has something to do with all the animals involved, which makes it less like “sports” than, say, football, which is just boring.)
This lady was forced to stand by and smile as Harry clamped his meaty paws on Karolina’s skinny arms and pulled her romantically toward him.
2. Harry, who likes blonds, could be seen looking like he wanted to eat Karolina for lunch.
He was probably hungry after all that mallet waving.
3. But then, he just went in for a good, hard smell.
4. And her husband was like, “Fuck this shit.”
You do YOU, Archie. You do you.
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