1. First, establish that other people's ideas are just so, "WTF?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Clearly no one knows what they're doing. You'll have to take over. 2. Then, learn what top stitching is. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF You're a designer — you need to know these big fancy designer terms. (For the record: top stitching.) 3. Then, assemble a wall of camo pieces that look more or less the same. Contemplate these pieces. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Decide one can never have too many camo things. Advertisement 4. To assert your prowess as a clothing maker, you'll need to do fittings on a model. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF You'll need to explain to your factory workers that this sweatsuit is just not draped right at all. You know about these things because you're wearing a glamorous sweatsuit of your own. 5. But it's important to maintain a sense of fun. So act like whoever didn't cut the crop top short enough was playing a joke on you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF "Come on now guys — we talked about this! No shirts that hang past the ribcage. LOL." 6. Then make sure everyone knows how great your work is because you want to wear all of it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Never mind that you're the only person in the world who could wear all of it. 7. Then giggle like a young innocent who found this to be all fun and no work. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Because hey, designing clothes is no big deal. Anyone can pick it up in a day! Rihanna's fall 2013 River Island collection will be upon us soon. If you have time to watch the above GIF sequence as a video, here it is. View this video on YouTube Share On facebook Share On facebook Share On vk Share On vk Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Share On lineapp Share On lineapp Share On twitter Share On twitter Share On email Share On email Share On sms Share On sms Share On whatsapp Share On whatsapp Share On more Share On more Share On tumblr Share On tumblr Share On link Share On link Share On copy Share On copy Omg It's Prime Day!