1. Karl Lagerfeld-on-the-upper-thigh leggings: $145.

For the rare person who at once wants to wear Karl Lagerfeld's face and draw attention to their upper thighs.

2. Cat leggings: $75

3. "Pearl Earring" leggings: $75.

4. Marie Antoinette leggings: $75.

5. "The Kiss" leggings: $75.

6. "The Swing": $75.

7. "Lazy Sunday" leggings: $75.

8. Leggings that make it look like you're wearing thigh-high sweater socks: $75.

9. And finally, "Dog Master" leggings: $75.
