1.
Do: Experiment with underboob and sideboob and the always tricky... undersideboob!
2.
Do: Be wary of wearing this Dolce & Gabanna collection.
3.
Don't: Wear these earrings.
4.
Do: Wear knights if you really want to experiment.
5.
Don't: Wear knights as earrings.
6.
Do: Run through a fire before wearing your mustard-yellow evening dress.
7.
Don't: Let the Christmas tree make a fool of you.
8.
Do: Wear safari shirts that look like a skin disease.
9.
Don't: Flaunt both arms at a time.
10.
Do: Wear an embroidered cargo pocket jumpsuit robe.
11.
Don't: Color in your coat.
12.
Do: Wear pee-colored shades that look like they have centipedes on them.
13.
Do: Try garments that might be a jumpsuit, dress, and/or bathing suit.
14.
Don't: Dress your love handles.
15.
Do: Show '80s biker chicks how it's really done.
16.
Do: Wear jewelry instead of tops.
17.
Don't: Wear pants with your glam-ass shoes.
18.
Do: Wear flower brooches over your nipples.
19.
Don't: Be afraid of bugs.
20.
Do: Wear something under your top made entirely of plastic chains.
21.
Do: Wear really ugly sweaters.
22.
Do: Restrain yourself if you decide to glue eyeballs onto your veil.
23.
Don't: Look at Pinterest to come up with your next braided hair look.
24.
Do: Wear really shiny textured shoulder pads.
25.
Don't: Wear smooth heels.
26.
Do: Wear sweater vests.
27.
Don't: Just play angry birds — wear them, too.