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25 New Fashion Rules From The New York Runways

Looking like a jail bird is so NOW.

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Oh HIII Marc Jacobs! The most hotly anticipated New York Fashion Week show walked last night and offered more New Rules than the rest of them. Let's spend some time with this one.

3. Low, hip-hugging bottoms will save all the hipsters from their high-waisted wedgies.

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After alllll that high-waisted stuff, might we start seeing the kinds of low-slung bottoms that require a bikini wax to wear? I can't be the only one who constantly feels nostalgic for early Britney Spears.

(Marc Jacobs.)

11. Heels should be clear.

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I can't look at clear heels without thinking about this Chris Rock quote:

When did clear heels become the new whore uniform? When did that happen? Was there a big ho convention, and all the hoes got together and said: "We need something new! Something that just says nasty"...And one girl said: "I got it! Clear heels!" Ooh, girl, you disgusting!"

(Tracy Reese)