1. Chocolate tumblr.com Has melted chocolate ever looked as unappetizing as when it's coating a naked woman's entire head? 2. tumblr.com Or is it grosser to imagine eating a piece of Karl Lagerfeld's chocolate sculpture of his guy Friday, male model Baptiste Giabiconi? I'm really torn on this one. 3. The Cheeseburger tumblr.com At least this is a clever way to shove eight beef patties into one burger. 4. Steak tumblr.com As if the meat dress and matching shoes weren't enough, Gaga had to go and wear this Tarzan costume made entirely of beef for the cover of Vogue Hommes Japan. Advertisement 5. Ravioli tumblr.com No matter how attractive any man is, he should NOT wear ravioli boxer briefs. 6. Meatballs tumblr.com DIY any stiletto!!!Except, don't. 7. Pasta in Tomato Sauce upliftmagazine.com 8. Or, Italian food, generally. xaxor.com Fashion editors have a real thing for making food from this part of the world look disgusting. Advertisement 9. Obscure Mushrooms tumblr.com Well, these probably wouldn't look THAT delicious not in dress form, but looking at this does make me want to eat them a little bit less. 10. Popcorn tumblr.com Why do I get the feeling that Chanel serves the driest, lowest sodium popcorn ever? The only bags they need to be making are quilted ones. 11. Wedding Cake tumblr.com I hope she didn't go commando. 12. Paté tumblr.com Definitely not a "hair down" look. Advertisement 13. Bread tumblr.com Has anything gotten more... stale than wearable food? 14. Bread Pudding wordpress.com Judging by the "price" on this magazine being "1 lb of cheese" we can safely assume it's a photoshopped fake. But also an utterly genius commentary on the fashion world's obsession with serving comfort food at parties (which, yes, is a real obsession — Anna Wintour loves to serve chicken pot pie and stuff like that to party guests). 15. Ice Cream tumblr.com Oh, the French. tumblr.com And the British. Advertisement blogger.com 16. Baby Food tumblr.com Let's save this one for the youngsters with no teeth. 17. Lollipops tumblr.com To be fair, these have never been that delicious anyway. 18. Fro Yo blogger.com If you are next to Katy Perry right now MAKE HER COVER HER EYES AND KEEP SCROLLING! 19. Salad Greens vegetablefruitcarving.com Never needed to become thong underwear. Share On facebook Share On facebook Share On vk Share On vk Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Share On lineapp Share On lineapp Share On twitter Share On twitter Share On email Share On email Share On sms Share On sms Share On whatsapp Share On whatsapp Share On more Share On more Share On tumblr Share On tumblr Share On link Share On link Share On copy Share On copy Omg It's Prime Day!