1.
Wear a baton over your nipple.
3.
Marry someone dressed exactly like you!
4.
Look elegant when you trip on your gown.
5.
Don't see where you are going.
6.
Wear the most voluminous jumpsuit you can find.
7.
Cut out random pieces of your dress.
8.
Wear knotted toilet paper as side bangs.
9.
Stop and smell the twigs.
10.
Bring "Clueless" back.
11.
Look like you're being blown to the side.
12.
Wear a lingerie-type onesie and cape as evening wear
13.
Dress like a bougie peasant.
14.
Have the look of an electrocuted flamingo.
15.
Be a pantsed version of Angelina Jolie.
16.
Wear hairy shoulder pads with your "Real Housewife" cocktail dresses.
17.
Wear vests that look like "Project Runway" clothes.
