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u may think u know which sweat jug u are, but this cursed quiz will reveal ur true self..

Which Sweat Jug Member Are U....(cursed Edition)

Choose a Rudy:

You know you have to do it to 'em, how do you do it?

would you win in a fight?

what would you most want to be doing right now?

which animal best describes you?

what do you want for dinner?

welcome 2 the nut hut! pick a pal:

how do you dance!

and finally, choose an intro to unHhhh

U are made of green slime, u speak like the son of a cockney pirate and a carnival barker. u were raised by a pack of wolves until u were rescued at age 15. some say teeth are a necessity, you say "hey, i wouldnt mind spittin me outside bones into a cheesy gordita crunch, what have i got to lose?" the answer is nothing, Gombo. ur a real live wire with the abs of an olympic gymnast. ur a sprick and spry lizard mime with an appetite for life. you're a 1930's strongman trapped in the body of a 20 year old gal. people may love you, but they should fear you.

Jamón Gombo

Isn't it crazy how like,,,,certain answers on a quiz can lead you to a specific result? thats so crazy...............  
UHHHHHHHHH  
wait  
oh ok....i get it...
ur NAna PARk. if u dont know who that is....google is free. ur a geetar slingin, smol little gal with a curiosity for just about every single thing in life. people dont realize it... but ur always ready to fight...ur also always ready 2 fall into a youtube clickhole of conspiracy theories about why your bread wont mold. some may think ur tame,.,,, but wait until the sleep no more mask comes out....it will be
truly 
a 
surreal
experience

Nana Park

chchchchchchchchchchdchshshshchhchcchhhshshhchh  
(that was the sound of u shuffling ur feet so fast u launched into orbit)  
o sweet, sweat, sweet, molly,,,,malroy, maoli, u are a painting lass with hair so long u probably dont need 2 buy a paint brush,,,,, ur kind and gentle on the surface but we all know u want everyone around u dead. u hold secret conferences with your consort, rudy pearson, to plan destruction of all sorts. u are the only one allowed to pet his greasy, greasy back. people may think ur sweet, but wait until they see the army of knife-weilding crows you can summon at ur dispense. you ever see one lose?
not when malolita pearson is in control.

molloy college of art and design

are u a flesh cover for a body made entirely of wood? are u \*this\* close to being steampunk? are u crying to a mitski song right now?   
good news, if u answered yes to any of these questions, ur monica through and through. ur true neutral, and a true brother. u know how 2 rock n roll when necessary an d can turn a dance move in any situation. ur weaknesses include sensible hand tools and ellen page. we understand. u have no time for nonsense and all the time to wag ur fists like popeye the sailor man. u truly are the lovechild of ron swanson and trixie mattel. thank u

Manga (pronounced Monica)

get out of town u filth bucket. ur a part time contortionist and a full time loud mouthed fool. when ur not crawling across the ceiling on all fours, ur loudly proclaiming that ABBA is and was the most important musical group of their time,,,,
ur wardrobe is 30% crayola crayons, 20% stickers, and 50% custom content u downloaded for the sims. no one asked u to dance as often as u do, but no one explicitly told u not to either. u have one leg behind ur head at all times and on the weekends u can be found growling quietly while watching a kate bush documentary by the light of the moon. ur entire body is double jointed, and thats why no one trusts u.

filth (pronounced Amy)

full of sunshine, this gal loves to smile, hug other people, and tiptoe through flowery meadows while singing a heartfelt tune!  
\*record scratch\* \*freeze frame\*
if any of the above adjectives describe u, sorry but ur not hekcing golbort and u gotta get out of this town before its too late. golbort, ur a mystery, and ud like to keep it that way.
no one has ever seen u smile, so we actually arent sure if u own any teeth. last time u hugged someone was the year1901.u have fought a bear and won, u can run faster than probably anyone i think and u always remember to call ur mom. though ur exterior is a crocodile, ur insides are teddy bear stuffing.

Golbort

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