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15 Reasonably Funny License Plates

If you're not using your license plate for humor, why do you even own a car? Brought to you by Chevron.

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That Hartford Guy (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: that_chrysler_guy

If you want to find a better Audi pun, you're gonna have to go all the way to Audi Arabia.

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Jerry "Woody" (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: woodysworld1778

From the "I Let My Ex-Wife Pick My License Plate" collection (part 1).

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CJ Sorg (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: cjsorg

Part 2.

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Michael Coté (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: cote

When picking a contractor, the LAST thing you want is one who comes off as educated.

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Joshua Ganderson (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: jganderson

Answering the question, "So, what made you think you could park in that handicapped space?" #demonplates

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Listener42 (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: listener42

You mean he farts a lot AND he can't spell? Sounds like a keeper.

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Craftiestminx (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: craftiestminx

Who buys a Subaru at a Toyota dealership? McLovin, that's who.

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Lee Cannon (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: leecannon

Good, because merely having a "LEGO MAN" license plate might not convey the depth of his obsession with LEGOs.

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Bertknot (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: bertknot

This joke would be perfect if it were a Dodge Stealth.

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http://K.G.23 (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: kg-23

The driver of this car has said "these are not the droids you're looking for" to every cop that's ever pulled him over.

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Gordon Tarpley (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: gordontarpley

There it is.

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Mark Ehr (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: markehr

Ooh! No spell check! How "nauty!"

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buzzfeed.com

#confessions

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BuzzFeed / AriVoukydis

"Sure, I'll give you a lift to the airport. All it's going to cost you is your pretty voice."

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Cory Doctorow / Via Flickr: doctorow

I don't know, man, that car's pretty pale.