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Nobody: Trader Joe's parking lot: 🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘 🛒 🚗 🚗 🚘🚘 🚘🚘🛒 🚘 🚗 🚗 🚗🚗 🛒 🚗 🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘 🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒
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Oh so you’re into BDSM?? Have you ever tried to find parking at Trader Joe’s on a Saturday afternoon??
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THE JOB INTERVIEW EMPLOYER: what was your last job? APPLICANT: i designed parking lots for trader joe's EMPLOYER: get out of my office FÌN
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Trader Joes Real Estate Agent: How's the parking lot? Landlord: Terrible. Trader Joes Real Estate Agent: We'll take it!
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horoscope: u will die in a trader joe's parking lot
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Daughter was being annoying so I threatened to make her practice driving in the Trader Joe’s parking lot.
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When I have some free time I like to hop in my car and just cruise the trader joes parking lot. U know add to the confusion and mania
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My car insurance doesn't cover Trader Joes parking lot.
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I don’t wear my wedding ring when I go to Trader Joe’s because I need every motherfucker in that parking lot to believe I got nothing to lose
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them: ok so we’ve developed the most dangerous parking lot imaginable trader joe: make the lanes even narrower them: done tj: make sure there are lots of blind spots them: you got it tj: *snorts coke* lets pay some people to back out of parking spots at 30 mph
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If you didn’t have a near death experience in a parking lot, did you even go to Trader Joe’s?
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sexy trader joe’s parking lots https://t.co/Bc3xMWeqGx
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Trader Joe’s will still find a way to make sure there’s no parking.... https://t.co/NDjKvpG7oN
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Trader Joe’s parking lot
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my favorite zoo is the trader joe’s parking lot
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me in the trader joe’s parking lot https://t.co/B32IWLQPaA
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May your dreams always be bigger than a Trader Joe’s parking lot.