1. When Jerry told everyone he was mugged, but really he fell into the river after he dropped his burrito:
2. When they couldn't get a longer red carpet and so they were all slipping and falling before Leslie's speech:
3. When Ron pretended to pull out his tooth in the middle of meeting:
4. When Chris got the flu:
5. And when Leslie got the flu:
6. When Donna's Benz got shot and she handled it the only way she knew how to:
7. When Ron took over Pawnee Today because Joan was too hungover to function:
8. When Jean-Ralphio revealed how he got rich:
9. When Andy failed his eye exam:
10. And then when Andy tried to skip out on paying his medical bills and ran into an ambulance:
11. When Ben went stir crazy and couldn't stop talking about calzones:
12. And when he let his creative juices flow:
13. When Ron tried to eat a banana:
14. When Ann and Leslie scared Jerry and then he had a fart attack:
15. And then when Tom wouldn't let it go:
16. When Ron kept taking and then throwing out the free vegan samples:
17. When Andy and April threw a Halloween party:
18. When Ben participated in his first Treat Yo' Self day:
19. When Andy was training to be a cop:
20. When April supported Andy in his dream of being a cop:
21. And then when Andy finally took his lie detector test:
22. When Ron was VERY clear with his specific order:
23. When Leslie made Ann watch Harry Potter:
24. When Andy solved a puzzle:
25. When Andy and April hosted a debate night party:
26. When Ron got a new desk:
27. When April didn't think March 31 existed:
28. When the guys got food poisoning after sampling wedding food:
29. And then when Ben couldn't move so he tried to call Tom by using his nose:
30. When Perd Hapley forgot his microphone:
31. When Donna encapsulated herself in one sentence:
32. When Andy ate something he wasn't supposed to:
33. When Leslie took things a *tad* too far during model U.N.:
34. When Ann tried to bond with April:
35. When April told Ben how to address her:
36. When Burt Macklin gave everyone codenames:
37. When Andy tried to make ramen:
38. When Leslie owed late fees and pushed over a book cart at the library:
39. When Orin was just being Orin:
40. When Ron got back with Tammy Two:
41. When Leslie tried to win Ron back from Tammy One and Tamra:
42. When Ron definitely got an official permit:
43. Anytime Ben was near cops:
44. When Andy revealed all of his secrets:
45. When Andy tried to figure out what Leslie was sick with:
46. When Andy refused to be one of the bad guys:
47. When Andy knew the different between Hogwarts and Buckingham Palace:
48. When Andy got new shoes:
49. When Harris and Brett showed up for an interview for the animal control jobs they were just fired from:
50. When April turned down Jean-Ralphio:
51. When Ron turned down salad:
52. When we found out Ron loves riddles:
53. When Ben tried to pull a prank:
54. When Ben met Gayle:
55. When Chris handled Valentine's Day really well:
56. When Ron revealed all the places he hides bacon:
57. When Ron went to the doctors:
58. When Joan hit on Tom:
59. When Ben and Leslie were too hungover:
60. When April entered the sommelier competition:
61. When Tom wasn't allowed to use the Internet:
62. When Chris came up with a new word for nipples:
63. When Bobby Newport voted for Leslie:
64. When Jerry said "murinal" instead of "mural":
65. When April made something for Ron and he was really emotional about it:
66. When this guy (or any citizen of Pawnee) said something at a town hall meeting:
67. When we found out something very specific about Jerry:
68. When Tom kept making up plant names to tell Leslie:
69. When Andy didn't want to get sushi:
70. When Leslie came up with her stripper name:
71. When Ann got flustered while trying to flirt:
72. When Leslie left messages for herself:
73. When Donna talked about her dating life:
74. When Ben finally found someone who appreciated his jokes:
75. When Jean-Ralphio wasn't ready to be an uncle:
76. When Leslie tried to keep Tammy Two away from Ron:
77. When Andy and April woke up Ethel:
78. When Andy cleared his plans:
79. When Ben moved in with Andy and April:
80. When Ron and Leslie were trapped together overnight:
81. When Jennifer Barkley had disdain for Ben and Leslie's life, always:
82. When Tom explained all of the nicknames he uses:
83. When Jerry accidentally brought a male escort to be Ann's date:
84. When Ron ordered a party platter for himself:
85. When everyone told Ben he better treat Leslie right:
86. When there was a pretty big mistake:
87. When Andy apologized:
88. When Leslie responded to a sexist person in the crowd:
89. When Ron got grumpy because he was hungry:
90. When Andy/Burt Macklin tried to solve the pie mystery:
91. When Leslie was sleep deprived:
92. When Ron shared his will with Ben:
93. When Jean-Ralphio and Craig became best friends:
94. When Leslie explained the rules of law:
95. When Ron created drama in the office:
96. When Leslie reacted to mac and cheese pizza:
97. When Jean-Ralphio faked his own death:
98. When Ron revealed his hatred for skim milk:
99. When Leslie dissed Eagleton:
100. And finally, and most importantly, when everyone got DRUNK off of Snake Juice:
