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10 Pick-Up Lines That Only Work At The Bowling Alley

What do you call the guy who sets the pins? A pick-up artist. Head to AMF this Saturday night and test out these winners.

1. "I live by one motto: Strikes in the streets, splits in the sheets."

2. "You've got a good grip on that ball. I'd like to see how you handle two."

3. "Excuse me, miss. I just wanted to strike up a conversation."

4. "Let's talk turkey: When I look at you, my thoughts are all XXX."

5. "Forgive my forwardness. My mind's been in the gutter all night long."

6. "I'd sure like to pin you down."

7. "You've got a great rack there."

8. "Hey handsome. I like a man who isn't afraid to use both hands."

9. "You know what else has three holes?"

10. "My lanes are freshly waxed, if you know what I mean."