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10 Pick-Up Lines That Only Work At The Bowling Alley

What do you call the guy who sets the pins? A pick-up artist. Head to AMF this Saturday night and test out these winners.

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1. "I live by one motto: Strikes in the streets, splits in the sheets."

2. "You've got a good grip on that ball. I'd like to see how you handle two."

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3. "Excuse me, miss. I just wanted to strike up a conversation."

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4. "Let's talk turkey: When I look at you, my thoughts are all XXX."

5. "Forgive my forwardness. My mind's been in the gutter all night long."

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6. "I'd sure like to pin you down."

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7. "You've got a great rack there."

8. "Hey handsome. I like a man who isn't afraid to use both hands."

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9. "You know what else has three holes?"

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10. "My lanes are freshly waxed, if you know what I mean."

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