11 Halloween Costumes That Will For Sure Get You Laid

Oooh, get it! Pick up these and many other enticing costumes at your friendly neighborhood American Apparel.

1. Serve up a flavor the world's been missing as a scantily clad pineapple.

You're sweet AND sour!

2. Assert your inner feline as a "cat burglar."

You want it, and you want it right meow!

3. Be a "rainbow to somebody's cloudy day" if you're ready to bring the sunshine!

Brighten things up in this b!

4. Seduce your fans as an "opera rocker in a revealing one-piece."

Leave it all on the stage...just don't forget to bring a towel.

5. Tempt your lover into doing something naughty as a "power devil."

"You know you want it!"

6. Be a "camp counselor" if you're ready for uncomfortable eye contact and sweat stains.

"Mmm, can you feel it?"

7. Be a "self-actualized person who believes in the spiritual connection between humans and nature" — wear some leopard print.

And then use a conversation about ~that~ connection to make ~another~ kind of connection.

8. Let your freak flag fly high as a "1980s glam rocker."

Shred it up!

9. Suit up as a "sea captain" if you're ready to wreck some ships.

Land, ahoy!

10. Prepare to get it in HARD as a "black metal rocker."

Tongues out and ready to go.

11. Rouse the undead as a "saucy skeleton."

"Enter here all souls who are in need."

After you're all gussied up, enter the American Apparel costume contest for a chance to win an '87 Cadillac Allanté.

All images courtesy of American Apparel.