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Which Lipstick Jungle Housewife Are You?

All of the housewives from Lipstick Jungle are crazy in their own way! Which kind of cra-zay-zay are you boo?

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  1. You see a sexy guy across the way, what do you do?

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    Smile from a distance. Maybe he'll come to you.
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    Spy on him, drool over him and stalk his social media.
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    TAKE CONTROL. MAKE DAT DADDY YOURS. NO FEAR!
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    Give him the "baby, come and get it look" reel him in.
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    Let's be real.. before the question was finished you already got the man and took his ass home LOL.
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    Try to be sexy, but knowing you.. it turns into a shit show.. because you're awkward af. SMH
  2. Which guy do you find the hottest?

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    Michael
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    Ace
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    Niall
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    Mike
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    Ryker
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    Dawson
  3. Someone sends you hate mail, what do you do?

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    Post a Video of me slaying, show them I'm hot and well.. let's be real.. they aren't!
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    PUT THIS FOOL IN THEIR PLACE! NO ONE DISRESPECTS ME!
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    Post a video telling that person to F off.
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    LOL I don't get hate.
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    Ignore it, I'm a bad ass.. people will always hate so whatever.
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    Lecture them on respect.
  4. Which word best describes you?

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    SEXY
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    HORNY
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    QUEEN
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    SLAY
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    FUNNY
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    LOVING
  5. Are you a chin wife? *AKA- CHIN LOVER*

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    #chinwife4life
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    I love the chin!
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    I'm a proud supporter of the chin!
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    I like it, but diamonds are a girls best friend. (if ya catch my drift, bahahahahahha)
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    Who cares... the real question is... how good is he in bed?
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    I just want him to be loving, and romantic.
  6. What's your favorite food?

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    Pizza
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    Ribs and Steak
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    Burger and Fries
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    Ice Cream lOL
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    Sushi
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    Mashed Potatoes
  7. Who would you choose to be your bestie?

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    Amelia
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    Kay
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    Neha
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    Langdon
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    Sarah
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    Vivian
  8. What are you drinking?

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    A glass of wine.. followed by more wine... yay wine!
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    Wine by the bottle, baby!
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    Sex on the Beach
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    Pina Colada
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    Screw Driver
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    Vodka and Tonic
  9. What does your weekend look like?

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    Hanging with the family.
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    Night out with my girls.
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    Partying, having a good time.
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    Romantic night with my boo.
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    LOL.. just sitting at home... .
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    Working.. ugh.
  10. You're given the option to cheat in a story, what do you do?

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    I'll sleep with anyone, it's Episode. As long as I'm getting some.
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    I cheat, because I'm a naughty girl.
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    I'll just make my man twice, two is better than one.
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    Cheating is not okay, not even on Episode. I'll stay faithful.
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    I love my man too much, but I'm def thinking about it.
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    If I'm not being treated right... I'll find love in other places.
  11. Which one sounds more like you?

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    Beauty with da booty
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    Innocent & Sweet
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    Wise but fun
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    Kind and funny
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    Overly dramatic, extra extra
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    Flirtatious party girl
  12. How many kids do you want?

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    Two would be perfect
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    Kids? LOL WTF NOPE.. GTG BYE
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    As many as I can get.
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    Doesn't matter.. if my man keeps planting the seed.. I'll keep growing them.
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    Three, maybe.
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    I love kids so much!
  13. You're about to face an awkward situation.. you..

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    Panic
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    Hide
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    Awkward... haha nothing is awkward for me
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    RUNNNNNNNNNN AWAY
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    Be mature
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    You're nervous af, but you got this.
  14. Which secret would you keep from your friends?

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    My affair
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    Giving up on my career
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    My commitment issues
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    My abusive past
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    Having cancer
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    Not being able to have a child
  15. Which pose would be you?

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  16. Which outfit best fits you?

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  17. Pick a color?

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  18. Your girl calls you for advice but you're busy getting freaky with your boo. you..

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    She's gonna have to wait. My man is way too damn sexy.
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    LOL talk on the phone while I get it.
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    Stop and chat.
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    I didn't even hear my phone.. I'm too busy doing my thing.
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    You lost me at "getting freaky with your boo" *drooling*
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    If it's an emergency, she can call 911.
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