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Which Lipstick Jungle Housewife Are You?

All of the housewives from Lipstick Jungle are crazy in their own way! Which kind of cra-zay-zay are you boo?

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  1. You see a sexy guy across the way, what do you do?

    Smile from a distance. Maybe he'll come to you.
    Spy on him, drool over him and stalk his social media.
    TAKE CONTROL. MAKE DAT DADDY YOURS. NO FEAR!
    Give him the "baby, come and get it look" reel him in.
    Let's be real.. before the question was finished you already got the man and took his ass home LOL.
    Try to be sexy, but knowing you.. it turns into a shit show.. because you're awkward af. SMH
  2. Which guy do you find the hottest?

    Michael
    Michael
    Ace
    Ace
    Niall
    Niall
    Mike
    Mike
    Ryker
    Ryker
    Dawson
    Dawson
  3. Someone sends you hate mail, what do you do?

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    Post a Video of me slaying, show them I'm hot and well.. let's be real.. they aren't!
    PUT THIS FOOL IN THEIR PLACE! NO ONE DISRESPECTS ME!
    Post a video telling that person to F off.
    LOL I don't get hate.
    Ignore it, I'm a bad ass.. people will always hate so whatever.
    Lecture them on respect.
  4. Which word best describes you?

    SEXY
    HORNY
    QUEEN
    SLAY
    FUNNY
    LOVING
  5. Are you a chin wife? *AKA- CHIN LOVER*

    #chinwife4life
    I love the chin!
    I'm a proud supporter of the chin!
    I like it, but diamonds are a girls best friend. (if ya catch my drift, bahahahahahha)
    Who cares... the real question is... how good is he in bed?
    I just want him to be loving, and romantic.
  6. What's your favorite food?

    Pizza
    Ribs and Steak
    Burger and Fries
    Ice Cream lOL
    Sushi
    Mashed Potatoes
  7. Who would you choose to be your bestie?

    Amelia
    Kay
    Neha
    Langdon
    Sarah
    Vivian
  8. What are you drinking?

    A glass of wine.. followed by more wine... yay wine!
    Wine by the bottle, baby!
    Sex on the Beach
    Pina Colada
    Screw Driver
    Vodka and Tonic
  9. What does your weekend look like?

    Hanging with the family.
    Night out with my girls.
    Partying, having a good time.
    Romantic night with my boo.
    LOL.. just sitting at home... .
    Working.. ugh.
  10. You're given the option to cheat in a story, what do you do?

    I'll sleep with anyone, it's Episode. As long as I'm getting some.
    I cheat, because I'm a naughty girl.
    I'll just make my man twice, two is better than one.
    Cheating is not okay, not even on Episode. I'll stay faithful.
    I love my man too much, but I'm def thinking about it.
    If I'm not being treated right... I'll find love in other places.
  11. Which one sounds more like you?

    Beauty with da booty
    Innocent & Sweet
    Wise but fun
    Kind and funny
    Overly dramatic, extra extra
    Flirtatious party girl
  12. How many kids do you want?

    Two would be perfect
    Kids? LOL WTF NOPE.. GTG BYE
    As many as I can get.
    Doesn't matter.. if my man keeps planting the seed.. I'll keep growing them.
    Three, maybe.
    I love kids so much!
  13. You're about to face an awkward situation.. you..

    Panic
    Hide
    Awkward... haha nothing is awkward for me
    RUNNNNNNNNNN AWAY
    Be mature
    You're nervous af, but you got this.
  14. Which secret would you keep from your friends?

    My affair
    Giving up on my career
    My commitment issues
    My abusive past
    Having cancer
    Not being able to have a child
  15. Which pose would be you?

  16. Which outfit best fits you?

  17. Pick a color?

  18. Your girl calls you for advice but you're busy getting freaky with your boo. you..

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    She's gonna have to wait. My man is way too damn sexy.
    LOL talk on the phone while I get it.
    Stop and chat.
    I didn't even hear my phone.. I'm too busy doing my thing.
    You lost me at "getting freaky with your boo" *drooling*
    If it's an emergency, she can call 911.

Which Lipstick Jungle Housewife Are You?

You got: I'm a LANGDON

You're a Langdon. Girl, adulthood is all about having a good time. They say being an adult is about kids and marriage, you say it's about having fun and doing whatever the hell you please. Especially if that "doing" consists of doing the nasty with all the sexy guys. Yummy! Nothing like enjoying a nice meal, without a care in the world. No worries, drama free and sexy... that's you boo. Just don't forget how enjoyable it is to hear everyone else's drama! SO MUCH FUN! GOSSIP NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD. NOTE: Results are based off of the character, not the author (well maybe a little bahahaha)

I'm a LANGDON
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You got: I'm a AMELIA

You're a Amelia. Girl, being an adult is all about gossip and making any awkward situation worse, by being the creeper you are. You enjoy the wine, supply the wine and most importantly you whine about everything. After all being a drama queen is just who you are as a person. Given you have a big mouth, you really do love your friends and would do anything for them... unless you're busy getting lovin from your boo... those hoes gonna have to wait! NOTE: Results are based off of the character, not the author (well maybe a little bahahaha)

I'm a AMELIA
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You got: I'm a VIVIAN

You're a Vivian. Girl, you are a beauty with da booty! Being an adult and a diva is everything you've ever wanted. You're kind, beautiful and have a weakness for the forbidden. No matter what, at the end of the day you have so much love and positive energy to give. NOTE: Results are based off of the character, not the author (well maybe a little bahahaha)

I'm a VIVIAN
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You got: I'm a KAY

You're a Kay. Girl, you're brilliant, wise, and still know how to have a good time. Keeping your friends and family happy and healthy has always been your strong suit. Your wise knowledge keeps them on their toes. However, a night out with the girls will always be wild when you're around. Freak in the sheets and the streets, with a degree... girl... you.. got... it .. going.. on! NOTE: Results are based off of the character, not the author (well maybe a little bahahaha)

I'm a KAY
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You got: I'm a NEHA

You're a Neha. Girl, you're innocent to those around you... but your inner freak is begging to be exposed. You're supportive, kind, and try to carry the weight of the world on your shoulders. Nothing a little wine can't fix! Grab some ice cream, kiss your man before you head out and enjoy the gossip with your girls, that's what it's all about. NOTE: Results are based off of the character, not the author (well maybe a little bahahaha)

I'm a NEHA
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You got: I'm a SARAH

You're a Sarah. Remarkable, genuine, and funny. Despite anything personal you're going though... you never give up a chance to make others laugh. You have a huge heart and truly care for people. You can easily forget your worries by pouring yourself a glass of wine (or how about a screw driver hehe) and appreciating what you have. NOTE: Results are based off of the character, not the author (well maybe a little bahahaha)

I'm a SARAH
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