1. This granny that can floss with the best of 'em:
They bet grandma she couldn't do the dance... They lost! #Grandma #floss #Dancing #TuesdayThoughts #TuesdayMotivation https://t.co/Q0k5v4EMFi
2. This child history buff:
My daughter actually submitted this feedback at school. Not sure if I should ground her or buy her ice cream...
4. This kid who will put you in your place:
My 5 year old niece saw the blue deer on my shirt and was like “awww it’s a boy deer!” I took the opportunity to be like “Or it can be a girl deer! Girls like blue too, Olivia” She stared at me and was like “I said it’s a boy because it has antlers.” Take my degree away now.
5. This granddad who is more like a granddaddy:
6. This kid who understands the important things in life:
7. This granny who has zero fucks to give:
8. This kid who will put La Croix over anything:
A 3 year old just looked me in the eye and said “get me a la croix or get out of my life” and I was like, damn queen ok
9. This 83-year-old DJ who claims to be "cooler than you":
10. This kid who is woke, even when playing games:
[kids playing cards] Me: What game are you playing? 6-year-old: War. Me: Who's winning? 6: Nobody wins. Whoa.
11. This grandpa who doesn't need special treatment:
Someone offered my grandpa a preferred seat for elderly people on the subway and he did this
12. This budding fashion critic:
A mom brought her young son into the Macy's dressing room, and he's saying things like "Not your best look" and "It makes you lumpy right there," and I want to ask his opinion about these pants.
13. This grandma who practically invented petty texts:
My grandma ain’t give nobody time to wake up good and brush they teeth this morning
14. This crime duo waiting to happen:
Not sure if I should be more concerned about the son who locked me out of my bedroom today, or the one who showed me how to pick the lock.
15. This grandpa who won Fortnite on his first try:
16. This kid who is trying to tell us something:
4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said "People are a prototype" and I was too scared to ask what he meant.
17. This stylish granny who is killing the ripped jeans trend:
18. This evil mastermind:
Me: "Why are these Legos all over the floor?!" 5: "To keep everyone else away; it's my computer turn." BRILLIANT.
19. This grandma who is up for any challenge:
20. This kid who's been through some things:
My nephew just told me, “Feelings don’t walk away. People do.” He’s 11.
21. This grandma who's mastered the art of the Instagram meet-up:
22. This feminist in the making:
My daughter started crying at the dentist office bc the dentist “is a boy” and the dentist said “sorry, there are no girl dentists at this office” & my daughter looked at me & said “why did we come here.”
23. This glam-ma who is beauty goals:
24. And finally, this little rebel:
So my daughter sent home the best camp letter ever.