Everyone, I just gotta get something off my chest real quick before I implode: WOMEN DESERVE BIGGER POCKETS. There I said it.
Small pockets are trash. It's 2018 and we need to do better. Here's why.
Tiny pockets basically serve no purpose — AKA they really can't hold anything — which means we have to reluctantly carry around purses. Who wants to do that?! Not me.
So, someone explain to me why I can barely fit my phone into my pocket, yet men have GIANT pockets to choose from. I'll wait.
We've been asking for bigger pockets for years, but no one will give them to us. Meanwhile, we never asked for heels that make our feet bleed, yet here we are.
exec: So what do we think women want in fashion? women: Pocke-- exec: Cold shoulder tops in pastels. Got it. women: Pock-- exec: Clothes with pre-made holes in delicate fabrics. women: Po-- exec: Cut-outs in flabby areas. Good. women: POCKET-- exec: Shapes that require new bras!
We should not have to deal with dumb "pocket hacks," like stuffing a phone into our bra. JUST GIVE US BIGGER POCKETS! Is it really that difficult?!
What if...bras were invented bc people kept making lady pockets too small and we needed a back-up plan?
Even kangaroos have a huge pocket that can carry a baby. A BABY. We need to catch up with the times, people!
GOD: [designing marsupials] ok ok. are u ready for this one? GOD: [holds up kangaroo] LOOK AT IT. ANGEL: stop. i can't. GOD: And... ANGEL: ??? GOD: IT'S GOT POCKETS ANGEL: STOP. WHAT.
Need more proof that this is a huge problem? Leslie Knope is on board, so you know it's real.
The people want more and they want answers. Now.
Hey @ArianaGrande, if god is a woman, then why are pockets in women’s jeans so small???
We need to hold the fashion industry accountable. This is vital for the betterment of humanity. I am not being dramatic.
Dear clothing industry, Please make the pockets in women's jeans bigger. Sincerely, Every female on Earth.
This is the campaign promise we need right now: #Pockets2020.
If I am elected president, there will be food on every table, jobs for everybody, a roof over every head, and pockets in every dress.
Long story short: We could all be much happier if we had bigger pockets.
And, don't even get me started on fake pockets. Those were made by someone who just wants to watch the world burn.
