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Which Backseat Fat Kid Are You?

IT'S TIME TO FIND OUT ONCE AND FOR ALL

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  1. 1. Where can you be found on a Saturday?

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    Bertrand, being responsible
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    in your pants ;)
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    On some type of elevated surface
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    In bed, still recovering from last night
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    SUPERRRRRRRRR <3 :)
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    Working/WERKing
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    Somewhere where there's food
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    Already pregaming for the night's shenanigans
  2. 2. Which song best describes your love life?

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    I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island
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    Oops I Did It Again - Britney Spears
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    Ridin' Solo - Jason Derulo
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    I Hate U I Love U - gnash
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    Fake Love - Drake
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    Promiscuous - Nelly Furtado
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    Love In This Club - Usher
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    I Don't Fuck With You - Big Sean
  3. 3. In your free time you are...

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    What free time?
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    Working for that $$$$$
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    Complaining about what you SHOULD be doing
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    Napping
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    Eating literally anything and everything
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    Crying at youtube videos of cute animals or soldiers coming home
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    Tindering
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    Hanging with them boyz
  4. 4. It's your 15 year college reunion... Who is your spouse?

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    A Chi Phi because we're in Theta so DUH
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    I don't have a spouse... but I do have dogs?
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    Someone with a solid dad bod
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    Someone tall, dark, and handsome ;)
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    An attractive European man
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    An athlete who needs everyone to know that he's athletic by turning everything into an unnecessary competition
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    A nice and nerdy engineer
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    Someone hot. I don't care who, but he needs to be hot
  5. 5. What is your catch phrase?

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    Does that have gluten?
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    IT'S LIT
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    Throw what you know everywhere you go!!!
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    Can we have sex later?
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    Sign and save, please!
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    GUYS FOLLOW MY SPOTIFY PLAYLISTS!
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    Take this shot, bitch
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    I just want to DANCE
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    Still alive, barely breathing
  6. 6. What is your ideal date?

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    A romantic dinner and stroll through Hufnagle Park
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    Netflix & Chill
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    A spontaneous road trip adventure
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    Food. Anything with food
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    What is a date? What is a boy?
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    A date party where I can look HOT
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    Doesn't matter as long as there's alcohol
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    Can we just skip the date and go right to the sex, please?
  7. 7. If you were in a frat, which frat would you be in?

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    Lambda Chi Alpha
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    Kappa Delta Rho
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    Kappa Sigma
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    Phi Gamma Delta
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    Sigma Alpha Epsilon
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    Tau Kappa Epsilon
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    Chi Phi
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    Sigma Chi
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    Sigma Phi Epsilon
  8. 8. Your workout routine consists of...

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    Swimming
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    Dancing
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    Does chugging count?
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    Jumping to conclusions
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    Running away from my problems
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    Dodging the fuckboys
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    Zumba
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    I don't workout
  9. 9. You're at the pregame... what are you drinking?

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    WINE
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    Tequila
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    Long Island Iced Tea
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    Fruity vodka
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    Plain vodka
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    Some fruity mixed drink
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    Shots of anything as long as it's alcoholic
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    Some fancy schmancy cocktail
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