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Which Backseat Fat Kid Are You?

Where can you be found on a Saturday?

Which song best describes your love life?

In your free time you are...

It's your 15 year college reunion... Who is your spouse?

What is your catch phrase?

What is your ideal date?

If you were in a frat, which frat would you be in?

Your workout routine consists of...

You're at the pregame... what are you drinking?

Congrats! You're Ali! You are the perfect balance of fun and responsible, until after that 7th shot, when everything goes downhill. You can be found flailing your limbs at any frat party, and then rocking the ~hangover chic~ look like nothing matters. You're happy as long as you have fake nails and coffee. Keep doing you, girl and don't let the h8rs (aka frat boys) get you down.

Congrats! You're Hadley! You're the fraternity queen and pregrame machine. Your friends can always count on you for condoms, cuddles, and clothes. You are at your best at Lambda Chi Alpha, where your true love of frat boys and elevated surfaces doesn't go unnoticed! When you're not at the caf, you can be found falling down the stairs in Chi Phi. Oops!

HADLEY

Congrats! You're Kelly! You love animals and cheese almost as much as you love dick jokes and not showering. Your sense of humor makes you the life of the party. Your lack of personal space and love of cuddling makes you a close friend at all times. When you're not wine drunk with your sisters, you're vodka drunk with your ~sisters~. You can always be found laughing it up on the suite or getting down and dirty on St. Catherine's street!

KELLY

Congrats! You're Cara! You're fun, sweet, sensible, and hilarious. When you're not checking out cuties at the student mailroom, you can be found heating up leftovers from Siam or OIPs, or borrowing someone else's clothes. You bring the fun to the party, because your Irish dancing and shower playlists get everyone HYPE. You're the perfect accomplice to a night out downtown!

CARA

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