Words Of Wisdom That Uni Students Are Tired Of Hearing

Yes, I am in my overdraft. What's it to you?

1.

"Too late."

2.

"Not everyone can be a dentist."

3.

"OMG! What excellent advice! I hadn't thought to actually study during my time at a higher education institution!"

4.

"Why don't you get involved in as many societies and sports teams as possible..."

"No, you're being childish."

5.

"Just spent nearly £200 on a makeshift bedside table. Balls."

6.

"I really hope that's not true. Don't particularly want to peak before I turn 22."

7.

"And miss all the fun? Think not."

8.

"What is this, amateur hour?"

9.

"Sleep. Just sleep."

10.

"Oh, undoubtedly. Let me introduce you to the love of my life: online streaming."

11.

"Gee, there I was thinking that wasn't the point. Thanks for the reminder."

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