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10 Techy Updates To Your Favorite Childhood Toys

The future is now. Treat the grown-up adult you are with a Fire HD Tablet — the ultimate tech toy.

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Mishi Design / amazon.com
Trikke / amazon.com

Then: One foot on, one to push.

Now: Never lift a foot! Rocking back and forth propels you forward.

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Little Tikes / amazon.com
ENNO / amazon.com

Then: Serviceable. Classic. Timeless.

Now: It's a remote-controlled sports car big enough for a small human. It's basically magic.

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Hot Wheels / amazon.com
Hot Wheels / amazon.com

Then: One loop-the-loop.

Now: Three loop-the-loops, and the largest one is 3 feet tall.

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Monopoly / amazon.com
Monopoly / amazon.com

Then: Classic cash money.

Now: No cash. Credit cards. Monopoly with CREDIT CARDS.

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GeoSpace / amazon.com
Hasbro / amazon.com

Then: Good, clean fun with a counter, if you're lucky.

Now: A veritable laser light show with multiple colors and patterns for every level.

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Nintendo / amazon.com
Nintendo / amazon.com

Then: Are there even more than 8 bits?

Now: 3D graphics and a 3D camera?! That's amazing!

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Gayla Industries / amazon.com
UDI RC / amazon.com

Then: Powered by a rubber band!

Now: It has omni-directional navigation and a flight camera and is powered by, idk, magic probably?

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Hasbro / amazon.com
Hasbro / amazon.com

Then: A lightbulb.

Now: A real electric oven!

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K'Nex / amazon.com
K'Nex / amazon.com

Then: A non-working spacecraft.

Now: A fully working grandfather clock.

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Toysmith / amazon.com
Memorex / amazon.com

Then: An echo mic that distorted your voice

Now: A full-size mic that records your voice and connects to your phone and has multiple audio settings.

Get yourself the toy you've always wanted — a Fire HD tablet.