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happy #InternationalPhannieDay a.k.a october 19th, the day dnp met in real life! this day is my favourite day to be obnoxious and chaotic, so i made this quiz. don't get offended, it's all for the laughs.

What Kind Of Phannie Are You? #InternationalPhannieDay

pick one of these shitty memes i found in my phone  


credit to lola @BREATHlNmp3 or https://dnpsuck.tumblr.com/

you're probably fucking crying your eyes out cos i just tweeted this off an account with 70k followers. you thrive on making a mess, you probably are the one meme-ing everytime dnp do something stupid, tweet risky shit and generally have an i dont give a fuck attitude. you probably went to ii and heckled them, and if you vip u made them sign a formspring screenshot you crazy son of a bitch. keep doing you tho, keep doing you.

chaotic phannie

uve at least catfished somone once (1), or faked a pregnancy or lied about seein dan in an alley snorting cocaine, i dont know why you do it but it's wild and it makes me smile everytime my private twitter is quoting your tweets and screeshotting your dms like it's the fucking best thing that has ever happened. you fuel this phandom, you are the star, never stop lying and being absolutely crazy on social media, dnp don't do enough shit and we gotta keep ourselves entertained somehow so thank you so much for your service to this community

drama phannie

you've been here for far too long, you probably run a functional blog / page / twitter acc that actually helps the community and you're not recognized enough for it, you definitely deserve a raise, you are the marianne of the phandom and without you we'd be lost. but this category is also made for yall bitches who are just tired of dnp's bullshit, ur celebrating oct 19 for the 6th year and you're still waiting for them to call it anything other than friendiversary, you have mastered the art of sighting and you are on the brink of becoming a kpoppie just cos dnp are dumb as fuck. u love em with your whole heart, are an integral part of your life and would never leave them tho, you're fucking imprisoned for life bitch.

the 'i am not paid enough' phannie

oof. what can i say, you're either rly rly soft or an absolute thot. u rly be pulling the phan timeline and posting it on all your accs with shawn mendes lyrics, you rly are like that huh. but deep in ur heart ur just a romantic who wish u had a soulmate like dnp but u never will cos what they have is so special and u just gotta resign yourself to be weird on social media about total strangers. u probably have like severe insomnia cos u keep clickin on 100k words fanfiction at 3am for the sole purpose of ruining the next day. ur basically the core demographic of this phandom and we appreciate you.

demon phannie

the truth is u got obsessed with youtube a few years ago and started drawing / writing / editing them and like, now it's your life, your job, it's what you do, it's what you are. actually you just rly like being creative and appreciating their content by giving back your own content. you're probably the most centered and put together of phannies, at least on your main. you're probably very sweet and appreciative of every piece of feedback, and people should be definitely more responsive to your work. u sadly are victim of repost but dont worry karma will do its thing and if not, it'll be me and my fists.

art hoe phannie

okay maybe you DO watch their videos but it takes u a while to catch up and you don't even know what the fuck rize is. you're either a local with an actual proper irl life which i am very envious of, or you're just a kpoppie who was casual or used to stan dnp but now you're watchin jimin's face all day which is understandable he's so adorable. you still like dnp tho, but you're too casual to be a phannie im sorry

you're not a fucking phannie you lying bitch

the biggest phannie of them all. you're always trying to one up every other kind of phannie, be it the chaotic phannie, the demon phannie, even the drama phannie. you single handedly made top/bottom jokes okay again after 10 years of everyone being politically correct. you're also kind of a mess, but have a good heart, and just geniunely love phil (and dan) with your whole heart.

oh god, u RLY ARE LIKE THAT HUH. im sorry friendo but like, y i k e s. u say the most wild shit, like u have complete disregard for feminism, lgbt issues and like wow, u are a special breed of the drama phannie. i bet you've said "dnp have never said they are gay!" at least once (1). im glad you're enjoying their videos but how? how can u watch and be like that ??!?!?!?!?!?!? anyway, good luck in ur life i guess.

het phannie

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