You'll drive your own car and risk a DUIYou'll take an uberRide a friend's motorbikeTake a taxiDUI sounds alrightBook me an uber thanksBorrow and never return a motorbikeCall a cab
A togaA pantsuitBathersA cow onesieA needle dressA pineapple suitSome plasterA sexy police outfit
Samanthole, the male model who suffers from Toxic Shock SyndromeBilliby, a pharmacist who swims on the sideChoom, a fifo worker who makes loadsCraig, a mechanic who is a sneakerheadBobby, the jehovah witness who collects bobby pinsKurt, a body builder who attends frat partiesGertrude, who works at a sex toy factory and has a toe fetishWilfred, a closet gay who likes to celebrate mardi gras every day
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