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In celebration of Adventure Theatre MTC's debut of How I Became A Pirate, we are asking our fellow parents to reexamine their scurvy spawn to see if they may actually be a pirate in disguise.

Is My Child Secretly A Pirate?

Select the average organization level of your home.

Select the closest match to child's wardrobe when they dress themselves.

You leave a donut or cookie on the coffee table for later. In 4 minutes, what is the state of the plate?

Your child is arguing with another kid. What's the result?

What is most like your child's favorite television show?

Your child gets to choose a day out for the family. Where do you end up?

It's pirate day at school. Based on what is in my kids closet, my kid looks like:

Last, but not least, select the phrase closest to one your child has used without prompt:

Batten down the hatches! It looks like you have a pirate on your hands. From pillaging your home to plundering the sweets on the counter, we see potential.  
Don't you be frettin' though. Pirates are full of energy, a zest for exercise and fresh air, adventure, and excitement, and they always have the best stories.   
For this young swashbuckler, we highly recommend our Fall swashbuckling musical, How I Became A Pirate, at Adventure Theatre in Glen Echo. Visit www.adventuretheatre-mtc.org or call 301-634-2270.

Argh matey! Your wee one is our new recruit.

With a wee bit of encouragement, we think your child has true pirating potential. From pillaging your home to plundering the sweets on the counter, we think that we could have them swinging from the mizzenmast in no time.   
Don't you be frettin' though. Pirates are full of energy, a zest for exercise and fresh air, adventure, and excitement, and they always have the best stories.   
For this young swashbuckler, we highly recommend our Fall swashbuckling musical, How I Became A Pirate, at Adventure Theatre in Glen Echo. Visit www.adventuretheatre-mtc.org or call 301-634-2270.

With a little training, we think we could have a pirate on our hands.

Your child is pretty good at following orders and discipline. They may have a lot of energy, but they channel it well. We think we have a new member of the crew on our hands to help us with our ship.   
The sea life is full of energy, fresh air, adventure, and excitement, and the crew will be always treasured members of the team.   
For this young swashbuckler, we highly recommend our Fall swashbuckling musical, How I Became A Pirate, at Adventure Theatre in Glen Echo. Visit www.adventuretheatre-mtc.org or call 301-634-2270.

There be good member of the crew, I say!

We think that your wee one needs a bit of adventure in their lives. The sea life is full of energy, fresh air, and excitement. From the safety of the theatre, they can explore what it may be like to take to the high seas themselves for action and adventure.   
For this young swashbuckler, we highly recommend our Fall swashbuckling musical, How I Became A Pirate, at Adventure Theatre in Glen Echo. Visit www.adventuretheatre-mtc.org or call 301-634-2270.

Seems we have a landlubber on our hands!

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Is My Child Secretly A Pirate?

Could my child be a pirate in disguise?

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Could my child be a pirate in disguise?

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