COLORADO-- James Calhoun was living on the streets when he stumbled upon the end of the rainbow. His clothes were tattered, his face was worn, his hope-- vanished. After graduating with his Masters in Mythological Studies, James struggled to find work that aligned with his career aspirations in a realistic manner. Eventually unable to find a job, he was evicted with massive student loan debt, and no foreseeable solution. Then, just when it seemed it couldn’t get any worse, an early Spring storm swept through and mutilated James’s cardboard shelter. It was official, he was all out of luck... At least, that was until he stumbled upon a literal pot of gold. Perched away in a golden toilet in the restroom of a truck rest stop, the weighty riches came with a note that had “finders keepers” written on it. Now James is happily using his so-called “mythological” treasure to pay off his student loans and start anew. Bonus? The gold is tax-free!