LOST WOMAN FOUND AFTER TECHNOLOGY RETREAT

Nature called…But she didn’t have the phone to answer.

1. An unidentified woman in Northern California was at last found Thursday afternoon after being reported missing from a two-hour technology retreat for two days. She was stated to have gone insane from not being able to tweet, post, or gram her adventures. In result, she went entirely off the grid by herself away from the hiking group she was accompanied by. The woman eventually was found in a hut less than a mile away from the main entrance to the park. She had built a shelter out of sticks and leaves, but the more curious addition to her makeshift home was the imaginative appliances that were also built out of sticks, rocks, and other natural elements. Early Friday morning the group the young woman was with released a statement saying, “We’re all glad we found her, but really, this never would have happened if she had just had her phone.”

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