1.
"HOME TEAM IN DA HOUSE!!!!!!"
2.
"Are you blind, ref?!"
3.
"Hey! Sit down, will ya? Other people paid for tickets and want to watch this game too."
4.
"That was SO offsides! How did the ref not catch that?!"
5.
"That was so NOT offsides! Are you out of your mind?!"
6.
"Oh look, the television crew is filming us!"
7.
"What?! What did I miss?!"
8.
"Red card! That should have been a red card, ref!"
9.
"Ha ha ha, this guy belongs in Hollywood with those acting skills!"
10.
"Why did he do that? He should have done this instead. It was SO obvious, I mean COME ON!"
11.
"Free kick?! Can it be? Will we score?!"
12.
And of course, "GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!"