Shawn Eichorst Fired, It Was Like TOTALLY Time.

I'm Kim Kardashian, and I'm stressed out to max. I love the Huskers in everything, so why can't they like win?

Thank GOD I get Big Ten Network in Calabasas.

I swear, I get so anxious when I watch football. Like, I always try to have it playing on my home theatre. About two weeks ago, at least I think, I was I was watching the Huskers on TV when they played Northern Illinois. Kayne was busy with his clothing line and Khloe had the kids, so I had time to just relax and chill. It was so nice, except for the fact that the Huskers were doing just bad. I swear it has been so long since they won a lot. It was almost like Coach Riley was purposely trying to lose or something. But I had like this gut feeling that the athletic director would be fired. It's kind of like when my stylists picks out the wrong outfit. You know, the first time she pulls something out and I'm like "ew, no" I just think she's a little behind the trends and thinks somethings dope when it's just out of style. But really like she just ends up being dumb and when it happens over and over again I have to just fire her. You know? Anyways, the Huskers lost to Northern Illinois and that was so embarrassing. Talk about them needing a good publicist to get out of that one.

I was right, and I knew it because my therapist told me I would be.

A couple days later, it happened! Shawn Eichorst was goners. Apparently he just wasn't getting the job done - classic. He's kind of irrelevant, he's only been there since 2012. But the sad thing is he had $1.7 million left in his contract which ran through June 2019. But you know, that's what happens in life when you can't perform on the field like your fans want you to. Eichorst fired Bo Pelini in 2014, which is ironic because now he practically like fired himself, right? Anyways. I would just be upset about the money.

Who am I kidding I don't need the money. #rich

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It sucks because who doesn't love to win, and who doesn't love getting to dress up in cute game day clothes. Wait, that would totally be an awesome investment and money maker for me, remind me to write that down. Anyways, I don't know what's next her the Huskers and who they're hiring next. But it was even just football. I heard like no other sports have come close to being good and winning anything important except volleyball. It really sucks that their basketball sucks, because I would totally have to make it to wherever UNL is to watch them if they were winning. Oh well, I'll just stick to going to NBA games with Khloe to watch her BAE. I'm just always looking for a good excuse to wear my Yeezys. Hopefully Shawn Eichorst finds a good job and his replacement can help Husker Nation become whole again. Plus, he said he's grateful for the opportunity and that the future is bright for Husker Athletics. If they need help finding someone new, I bet Kanye knows someone so their people can hit my people up. Even though he got fired, of course I'm wishing him the best. It can only go up from here, dolls. I just wish I could have gotten a selfie with him before he left lol. #LoveKimK