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Which John Hines Are You?

the best quiz you will ever take

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  1. Which nut meme are you?

    When you hit Damien and can whip our your killjoy file?
    When you hit Damien and can whip our your killjoy file?
    When your wife and child hit you up during prep so you can answer the call
    When your wife and child hit you up during prep so you can answer the call
    When they say its a new AFF but it seems shady
    When they say its a new AFF but it seems shady
    When you make a
    When you make a "teched out" co2 ag file
  2. Where can we find you at 1 PM on Sunday?

    With your family of course! There is no better time to spend with them.
    Dropping Peninsula TW in prelims. They don't need the Baker award okay?
    Discussing fem strats with SBB over Skype. You're super into the lit!!!!
    Planning the CPS mini-golfing trip! Oh wait...
  3. Which Ben and Jerry's Flavor Are You?

    Chubby Hubby
    Chubby Hubby
    Sonya SotomayOreo Mint Cookie
    Sonya SotomayOreo Mint Cookie
    Ginger Snap
    Ginger Snap
    Yes, Pecan
    Yes, Pecan
  4. What's Your Favorite Song On The U.S. Hits Playlist on Spotify?

    Fake Love
    Fake Love
    Say You Won't Let Go
    Say You Won't Let Go
    How Far I'll Go (Moana)
    How Far I'll Go (Moana)
    Paris
    Paris
  5. How many off?

    One off killjoy—all men must be destroyed.
    12 off. Counterplans with no solvency advocates. Bring on the abuse bitches, this is the TOC.
    A well developed 3 off strat, t, counterplan, and— oh fuck sorry I need to take this call from Auden I'll be back.
    Whatever you're feeling, just avoid the triple turn.

Which John Hines Are You?

You got: Happy John Hines

You are elusive and rare, to be treasured when you appear. Usually you only come out in the presence of small children named Auden (and whatever the other one's name is) or when get tagged in political Facebook memes.

Happy John Hines
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You got: Petty John Hines

You take no prisoners, and don't have time for anyone's shit. In fact, why don't we just cancel the Wednesday meetings. Only two people showed up anyway.

Petty John Hines
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You got: Feminist John Hines

YOU WILL PUT YOUR BODY ON THE LINE FOR FEM ARGS!! Thank god you know everything about intersectional feminism.

Feminist John Hines
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You got: Dad John Hines

You are freakily obsessed with children (did you know you have two?) and will frequently leave important settings to FaceTime people who are important to you.

Dad John Hines
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