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The 10 Most Pretentious Kids Of Our Time

It's not easy being a kid. Especially when your IQ is above average, or you happen to have a precocious talent for designing clothing, or you're one of the biggest music sensations all over the world. Here are a couple of kids who take the word pretentious to a whole new level. And don't miss Allen Gregory, the story of one of the most pretentious 7-year-olds of our time. Sundays at 8:30/7:30c, only on FOX!

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  • 1. Cecilia Cassini

    It doesn't get more pretentious than Cecilia Cassini. Being dubbed "The world's youngest fashion designer" has obviously done wonders for this little girl's ego. I'm sure we can all imagine what this princess will be like at age 13.

  • 2. Allen Gregory De Longpre (Allen Gregory)

    Even his name sounds pretentious! And it doesn't end there, by the age of seven he's already traveled the world, written genre-shattering novels, mediated peace and even dated Chloë Sevigny. The ego on this kid can be clearly seen from space.

  • 3. Ray Boyd (Jerry Maguire)

    Ray Boyd (Jerry Maguire)

    Who can forget adorable Ray Boyd from Jerry Maguire. With his snappy comebacks and immense wit, Ray is both pretentious and charming.

  • 4. Stewie Griffin (Family Guy)

    Stewie gets a nod for being the youngest member of the club. For a one year old, his mastery of physics and ability to make obscure pop culture references earns him his well deserved spot on this list.

  • 5. Justin Bieber

    Justin Bieber

    Bieber just keeps getting more and more pretentious. First it was the hair cut, then the Ferrari, and now the glasses! This is one 16 year old whose got pretentious snobbery oozing out of every orifice.

  • 6. Suri Cruise

    Suri Cruise

    Awww! Suri's first fur coat! A staple moment in every 5 year old girl's life. And Starbucks? When you're a Cruise, it's never to early for your first cup of coffee.

  • 7. Veruca Salt (Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory)

    Veruca Salt (Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory)

    "I want the world. I want the whole world. I want to lock it all up in my pocket. It's my bar of chocolate. Give it to me now."

  • 8. Angelica Charlotte Pickles (Rugrats)

    Angelica Charlotte Pickles (Rugrats)

    Angelica Pickles was a certified brat. Always getting what she wanted, Angelica will always be one of the most entitled and pretentious children to have ever graced our television screens.

  • 9. Willow Smith

    Willow Smith

    Willow Smith may have major swag, but what 10 year old dresses like this? Seriously?

  • 10. Muffy Crosswire (Arthur)

    Muffy Crosswire (Arthur)

    Muffy's interests include: Shopping, business, movies, money, fashion, dresses, hairstyling, World Girl dolls, her butler, cell phones, coming up with new and profitable business ventures, spending time with her friends, photography and playing the violin.