Jimmy Fallon, Kevin Bacon, And Kyra Sedgwick Will Have You Snort-Laughing Over These Insane "Blowin' In The Wind" Lyrics
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On The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon was joined by Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick for a hilarious "first draft" of "Blowin' in the Wind" as sung by the classic folk trio Peter, Paul, and Mary.
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The song started out pretty legit, with the well-known opening line.

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And then we got into the rough first draft lyrics.

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Ah, yes. The age-old philosophical question.

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I think we've all wondered this.

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Seriously, tho. HOW?
This is when things started to get a little weird.

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Fair enough.
There are a bunch of albums, tbh.
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Yup. Yes, can definitely see why these lyrics never made the final draft.

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You made it weird, PETER.
The final verse is where the lyrics literally started to go off the rails.

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