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Straight People Try To Guess The Meanings Of Gay Slang Terms

Do you know what a "unicorn" is? What about a "platinum gay?"

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Bustle put some straight-identifying people to the test to see how much gay slang they knew, and their answers were pretty creative.

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1. Fruit Fly

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"Someone who, like, hovers constantly around you, like an annoying little fly."

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Click to reveal the actual definition:

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2. U-Haul

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"Someone that has had sex with a lot of people. Like, all the people they had sex with could go in a U-Haul."

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"Lesbians are using the U-Haul to shack up immediately after beginning to date each other?"

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Are either of these answers even close? Find out below!

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3. Gold Star

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"Does it have to do with pee, 'cause it's a gold thing?"

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Well, does it?

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4. Platinum Gay

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"It's someone who's had sex with multiple genders."

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Find out what it takes to be "platinum" here:

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5. Unicorn

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"It's when you put a strap-on on your head and then you have sex with people!"

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"It has to do with the fact that a unicorn is super rare and doesn't exist."

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Get the magical truth right here:

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Get all the imaginative guesses to these slang terms and others, like "pillow princess," "size queen," and "side," by watching the whole video here.

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