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    These Tweets About Parenting Will Amuse And Terrify You In Five Words Or Less

    "Is that chocolate or poop?"

    Parents on Twitter are sharing what parenting means to them in five words or less, and the results are a mix of hilarious, sweet, and absolutely terrifying. Parenting is not for the weak!

    1. Parenting can be...a challenge:

    #ParentingIn5WordsOrLess Choose your battles...

    2. You find yourself saying things you never thought would come out of your mouth:

    @Theimmaturedad / Via Twitter: @Theimmaturedad

    3. And your priorities definitely take a turn:

    @Buckeyetxgrl2_0 / Via Twitter: @Buckeyetxgrl2_0

    4. You can't take your eyes off of them, even for a second:

    Honey, where's the paint? #ParentingIn5WordsOrLess

    5. You ask this question more than you could have imagined:

    @katlee056 / Via Twitter: @katlee056

    6. And you try to teach them important lessons:

    @Fightmastermind / Via Twitter: @Fightmastermind

    7. Sometimes, you just have to sit and take it:

    You’re a daddy jungle gym. #ParentingIn5WordsOrLess

    8. And there's a code you should never break:

    @JWH1895 / Via Twitter: @JWH1895

    9. You celebrate all the wins, even when it's simply SURVIVAL:

    @Brooke_Sample / Via Twitter: @Brooke_Sample

    10. They teach you about sharing:

    #ParentingIn5WordsOrLess Forever asking for YOUR food

    11. All they need is love...oh, and Wi-Fi:

    @v_trailers / Via Twitter: @v_trailers

    12. Your needs, however, are not always met:

    @fu_dad / Via Twitter: @fu_dad

    13. Like, the need for privacy:

    Hiding in a locked bathroom #ParentingIn5WordsOrLess

    14. It's always something:

    @CimCity / Via Twitter: @CimCity

    15. It's usually this:


    16. You can't trust the silence:

    Quiet is suspicious #ParentingIn5WordsOrLess

    17. You actually have to say this out loud:

    @flowersin_hair / Via Twitter: @flowersin_hair

    18. Hide mommy and daddy's special treats very well:

    @njapoet / Via Twitter: @njapoet

    19. Because some days you REALLY need it:

    #ParentingIn5WordsOrLess Jesus take the wheel!

    20. Really:

    @penguinbasher / Via Twitter: @penguinbasher

    21. But no matter what, you have to stand your ground:

    @sugarbriches82 / Via Twitter: @sugarbriches82

    22. Poop. Always poop:

    #ParentingIn5WordsOrLess "what is that smell?"

    23. The struggle is so real:

    @joshshaffer08 / Via Twitter: @joshshaffer08

    24. But you have to let them learn and grow:

    @Superbokka / Via Twitter: @Superbokka

    25. You'll be more tired than you thought possible:

    Never Sleep In Ever Again #ParentingIn5WordsOrLess

    26. But it's all worth it:

    @ErinLea7 / Via Twitter: @ErinLea7

    27. And there are not enough words to describe the love:

    @LetishaANjax / Via Twitter: @LetishaANjax

    28. But this does a pretty good job of summing it up:

    @KimVeale1 / Via Twitter: @KimVeale1

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