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Moms Try To Guess Porn Terms And It's Hilariously Awkward

"I've never been to a truck stop!"

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Distractify gave a bunch of moms a pop quiz in porn terminology, and the results were delightfully cringeworthy.

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First up, "BBW."

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This lady guessed "Boy, boy, women."

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Is that the porn version of "Duck, Duck, Goose?"

Whoa! This sassy mom goes straight to "Black balls wide."

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What would that even be?

This woman's theory is "Ball walking," or what some call "going commando."

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And this lovely mama nails it with "Big, beautiful women!"

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Next, we have "DP"

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"Deep porn?"

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Well, I guess it COULD be...

She's almost there with "Double people..."

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And there it is.

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Will the ladies know what "Money Shot" means?

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"Sounds like a drink." ICK.

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PLEASE do not order the "Money Shot."

"A funny face?" Bless her heart.

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This lady knows her stuff...

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But can we get more specific?

Damn, Mama! She went there.

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That's about as specific as it gets!

And finally, let's see who knows about the "Glory Hole."

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"A happy place?" Well, it may not be Disneyland...

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But she's not TOTALLY wrong.

"Sex hole?" We're getting warmer...

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There you go!

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LOL

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These moms definitely walked away with some new knowledge!

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