Videos·Posted on May 7, 2015This Kid Says A Lot Of Hilarious Sh*t And His Dad Gets It All On CameraIt's mostly musings on cows and boogers.by Ali VelezBuzzFeed Staff WriterFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Kenny Ong drives his son Ryder to and from school every day. Ryder always has a lot to say, and it's some pretty funny stuff, so Kenny decided to record it. View this video on YouTube Kenny Ong / Via youtube.com If he's sleeping, how does he know? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF It's a valid question. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fair warning. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Well, it's no wonder he gets tummy aches. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Yes, Ryder. That is where the milk comes from. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Ryder, the next big comic book hero. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Seems like a good place to hide candy, with all the french fries and boogers. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 💙💙💙🐄🐄🐄💙💙💙 Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF