Bestselling author Tessa Dare recently shared this tweet about the awesome name her friend's kid gave to a simple crow.
Naturally, Twitter did its thing — resulting in the most delightful thread of the perfect names kids have given to everyday things.
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You'll never look at a cactus the same way.
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Can you think of anything cooler than a battle unicorn?
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Well, this is certainly the most elegant way to put it.
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I'd much rather ride in an uppy room.
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If the uppy room is full, you can always ride the robot stairs.
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Because penguins are just as wise!
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And now you will never not call them "pizza bones."
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Looks like it's time for Kraft to re-brand a classic.
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Welp. This is just adorable.
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I've heard the Boston Symphony has an excellent tooty parp section this season.
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Deodorant makers, listen up — this is a real marketing opportunity right here.
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This sounds like the beginning of a new hipster movement.
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Isn't this what every parent calls these things?
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Sometimes it's just the most obvious thing to say.
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Didn't the Flamingo Witches play Coachella last year?
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You can always substitute "coffee peanut" or "soda peanut."
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This makes total sense. It's been pull-it paper all along!
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Children are pure of heart and they can see things that we cannot.
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This 5-year-old is operating on a whole different level.
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The loveliest and realest definition of dreams.
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All hail the tiny king of literal names for everyday things.
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And finally, we need a little more "happy at you" in the world.