She just wants milk, turkey, and ham.
Ham is gross.
"U are a strange child."
Just wait until your father gets home!
Jess is so manly.
You have the wrong number for the fifty-eleventh time.
But Mom cancels the credit card!
Here's another manly photo.
Can my wife get you some bread?
This can't be real anymore.
Then she calls him a sick POS.
Epic fail. Epic troll.
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