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This Dinosaur Tail Is The Accessory You Didn't Know You Needed

Tyrannosaurus sex-y.

Sometimes when you're just feeling your ~lewk~, you want to add a statement piece.

Damn right, I want a classroom clock chained to my neck.
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Damn right, I want a classroom clock chained to my neck.

Maybe you want to draw a little attention to your chest with a flattering neckline.

I think that's the deepest you can go, actually.
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I think that's the deepest you can go, actually.

Or perhaps you're experimenting with a necklace/collar that some might confuse for a pool chair.

Um, how dare you sit on my necklace.
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Um, how dare you sit on my necklace.

Then please in the name of all that is holy: Will someone get me this DINOSAUR TAIL.

People, this is not a drill. This dino tail is totes strapping some chic prehistoric realness onto your literal ass.
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People, this is not a drill. This dino tail is totes strapping some chic prehistoric realness onto your literal ass.

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For $37.52, you can channel your inner T.Rex with this badASSttachment.

Wear it with heels, flats, boots — there are endless possibilities!
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Wear it with heels, flats, boots — there are endless possibilities!

And you don't need billionaire mogul John Hammond to get this baby to work...

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Nope.

Because it clips on like the fanny pack of your phallic dino dreams.

Buy it here and then come find me.
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Buy it here and then come find me.

Get thee to a runway.

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