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16 Things Hardcore Sneaker-Lovers Know To Be True

When you want to wear your new pair, but it's raining.

1. When you leave the shoe store with a fresh pair of kicks.

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I've adopted two new babies and their names are Air and Jordan.

2. When you build a whole outfit around your shoes and you look outside and it's raining.

Cursesssss.
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Cursesssss.

3. But you decide to go out anyway.

This is how you know who your true friends are.
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This is how you know who your true friends are.

4. But you don't leave the house without certain ~precautions~.

Nope.

5. NOT TODAY, SATAN.

Absolutely not.
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Absolutely not.

6. And if Plan A doesn't work, there's always a plan B.

Don't rain on my shoe parade.
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Don't rain on my shoe parade.

7. When you develop new moves to keep your shoes *safe*.

Practicing for the ballet or being Type A about my sneakers?
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Practicing for the ballet or being Type A about my sneakers?

8. When you know that this is not just a box of shoes. THIS IS A GIFT FROM GOD:

Opening a new box of sneakers is basically opening a present for your soul.
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Opening a new box of sneakers is basically opening a present for your soul.

9. When your beloved shoe children start to age.

Complete and utter heartbreak.
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Complete and utter heartbreak.

10. When you give your shoes a full examination after a day outside because there better not be ONE DAMN SCUFF.

You should have an MD in shoeology.
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You should have an MD in shoeology.

11. When this is a standard scene at home:

Big shoes, big surface area to clean.
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Big shoes, big surface area to clean.

12. And you know the *power* of a toothbrush.

Yes, lawd.
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Yes, lawd.

13. When looking at this photo literally makes your skin crawl.

SOMEONE GIVE THIS PERSON AN EXORCISM.
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SOMEONE GIVE THIS PERSON AN EXORCISM.

14. When you're just so proud of your new sneakers.

Look at them, please!
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Look at them, please!

15. When all of your friends come over and the shoe game is HIGH.

16. When you refuse to let foot injuries affect your shoe game.

We got this.
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We got this.

Sighhhhhhhh.

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Kicks, I love you.

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