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17 Times Shane From "The L Word" Made You Feel Like A Horny Teen

Before there was Stella from OITNB, there was Shane from The L Word.

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1. If you've ever watched The L Word, then you know DAMN WELL who Shane McCutcheon is.

If you're confused right now, then kindly go back under that rock from whence you came.
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If you're confused right now, then kindly go back under that rock from whence you came.

2. She's the andro god/goddess, the mussed hair deity, ye olde vagina-pleaser, or THE HUMAN THAT SPURRED YOUR SECOND PUBERTY.

Take me, oh beautiful one.
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Take me, oh beautiful one.

3. Remember that time she STOLE YOUR DAMN HEART in a pleather set that looked like Iggy Pop meets a dragon tamer?

Drawstring pants never did look so sultry.
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Drawstring pants never did look so sultry.

4. OR THAT LITTLE HALF-SMILE-HEAD-TILT THAT SENT YOU INTO CARDIAC ARREST?

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Cause of death: Shane McCutcheon.

5. The girl could even make a head scratch look ~sexy~.

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So beloved.

6. Forget about the fact that should could KILL you with a squint.

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I'M DEAD.

7. Actually her face could do nothing whatsoever and she would still look gorgeous AF.

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Dat bone structure tho.

8. Then there were times when she gave in to her emotions.

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THE SCOURGE UPON THE EARTH THAT IS CHERIE JAFFE.

9. LOOK. AT. THAT. SAD. FACE.

I will avenge thy honor, Shaneeeeeeeeee.
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I will avenge thy honor, Shaneeeeeeeeee.

10. And other times when she tried to keep her feelings inside.

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Don't let them in, Shane. Let me in tho. Only ME.

11. Remember that time she was HORRIFIED about "looking very Shane today"?

You may or may not have orgasmed during this scene in the show.
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You may or may not have orgasmed during this scene in the show.

12. But then she had to put on a dress at Carmen's family's house and she looked so damn sad and cute.

"I feel like a piñata," she said. UMMM YES EXACTLY A PINATA THAT I COULD CRACK OPEN AND DIVE INTO SO I COULD FINALLY FELL THE BEATING OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL HUMAN HEART.
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"I feel like a piñata," she said. UMMM YES EXACTLY A PINATA THAT I COULD CRACK OPEN AND DIVE INTO SO I COULD FINALLY FELL THE BEATING OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL HUMAN HEART.

13. And whenever she was in bed her hair would get SO DAMN RUMPLED AND ADORABLE.

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Come here, my little tangled such and such.

14. Remember when she looked like a glimmering well of feelings before she punched Mark in the face?

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You go, girl.

15. And when she got all mushy and tortured and asked Carmen to marry her?

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16. I'm sure this moment in the trailer made you engorged in the penile/clitoral region.

Sorry, Alice, we're going to go make out now in the men's bathroom 'cuz fuck the patriarchy, bye lol.
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Sorry, Alice, we're going to go make out now in the men's bathroom 'cuz fuck the patriarchy, bye lol.

17. And there she is, back at it again with the smirking head tilt.

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SIMPLY CANNOT GET ENOUGH.

WE WILL NEVER FORGET.

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