If you've ever stepped on a Lego brick, you know that it's BRUTAL.
LEGO? MORE LIKE LAND MINE.
HOW MANY LIVES HAVE TO BE LOST, PEOPLE???
Which is why Lego is making extra-padded slippers BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME.
Sadly, there are only 1,500 pairs available, according to the French blog Piwee.
Tread carefully, fellow humans.