If you've ever stepped on a Lego brick, you know that it's BRUTAL.
LEGO? MORE LIKE LAND MINE.
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"MY FOOT HAS NEVER KNOWN SUCH A FIRE." —Actual thing you probably said in the heat of the moment.
HOW MANY LIVES HAVE TO BE LOST, PEOPLE???
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Ohhhhh the painnnn.
Which is why Lego is making extra-padded slippers BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME.
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Don the slippers — which are interchangeable between right and left feet because who cares about such things when you're in danger — and you can walk around your own home without the fear of stepping on a shard or two of the dastardly toy.
Sadly, there are only 1,500 pairs available, according to the French blog Piwee.
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The slippers will be given away to people who fill out a Christmas wish list on the Lego France website.
Tread carefully, fellow humans.
