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You grew up wanting to ride...
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And after you cantered for the first time, you were hooked.
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Then you quickly learned that horses see dead people...
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And you could tell that a horse used to be a barrel racer because every turn looked like this...
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And, after a little while, you found impressive ways to not fall off.
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You definitely mucked a paddock for hours and then spilled it all.
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And you learned how to clean a sheath for the very first time...
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And then you understood the importance of having strong legs.
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And the day after you fall it's all like...
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But of course you got back on.
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All the while you're practicing on and off your horse...
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Then, your horse rolls in poop after you wash him...
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And he throws a shoe right before the show and it's like...
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And now you're spending all your money on horses...
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At the show, you pick up the wrong lead in front of the judge.
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And you jump the one-stride like it's an oxer.
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And when you leave, your horse has developed a phobia of the trailer...
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But now when people ask if you've ever fallen off, you're like...
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And if you go a few days without riding, you become delusional...
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And your barn family became your real family.
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And your horse is your best friend in all the world.
