1. This oversized sleep shirt with your mantra on it:
2. This plush teddy bear that's also a heating pad:
3. Or this pet-pouch hoodie so that a puppy can act as your own personal heating pad:
4. This cinema marquee light for when day-two hell breaks loose:
5. This mug that will stop people before they even start with that shit:
6. This massive gummy bear that's essentially 1,400 gummies in one:
7. This squishy Pop-Tart that you can cuddle with:
8. A bag of chocolate vagina lollipops:
9. This hand cream that looks good enough to eat:
10. This jersey comforter that's basically a soft tee for your entire body:
11. This shark-fin tea infuser that resonates with your cramp levels:
12. This full-sized body pillow that hugs you while you sleep:
13. This PJ set that tells the world to back the hell off:
14. This giant Kit Kat box filled with smaller Kit Kats:
15. And lastly, these slip-ons that are not taking any bullshit this week:
Godspeed.
