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14 Innovative Ways To Use Condoms When They're Not On Your Peen

Like wear it as a waterproof sock.

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1. Wear it as a sock in an emergency.

That foot ain't getting wet.

That foot ain't getting wet.

2. Create pool lanterns.

I know what you're getting for Christmas.

3. Start a fire.

Water + condom + convenient bird's next.

4. Make a cat nip toy.

"I'll still eat it."

5. Waterproof your phone.

Stay protected.

6. Make a BB gun.


7. Keep your umbrella from getting everything wet.

The perfect little sleeve.

8. Make a balloon.

Fun for the whole family.

9. Waterproof a bandage.

Zombie apocalypse pro tip.

10. Make an explosion.

Um. OK.

11. Open a stuck jar.

A handy new kitchen tool.

12. Use it as an ice pack.

The kids will never know.

The kids will never know.

13. Keep a microphone safe in the rain.

Or keep it spit-free.

Or keep it spit-free.

14. Go fishing.

Fish love condoms.