Creepy baby shower cakes come in infinite shapes and sizes.
But the creepiest of all are the ones that are decorated to look like real babies.
Because faux cannibalism is totally appetizing.
And who doesn't want to eat this ghoul baby...?
Or this one-eye-open baby?
Of course, cutting it up is the really delicious part.
It's a great way to know which of your friends is a serial killer.
If you want to be tasteful, get the red velvet baby.
And dig in.
