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Answer These Dumb Questions And I'll Tell You Which Of My Exes You Remind Me Of

A cute girl texts you. What do you do?

what do you look for in a girl?

You go on a date with a girl. What do you do?

what's your favorite party snack?

He is very confusing but at least he likes my poems. Telling him my coffee orders turns him on.

Brandon

i dated a lot of Chris's, okay? He told me he wanted to kidnap me but on the plus side he sparked my sexual awakening and now i know that i like being called daddy.

Chris No.1

He was very annoying but at least he was good in bed

Chris No. 2

He was a little too clingy but now he's my bestieee.

Alex

He was very hot but also kinda scary. He had a freckle on his dick which i really liked. 10/10 would do again

Christian

He constantly asked for nudes and shit. I eventually just blocked him.

Dakota

He was just cute. No discernible personality.

Doug

Carlos

Hackim

He was a dick but at least he was freakkk.

Jack

Jacob No. 1

i wasn't that into him so i uhh.. ghosted him

Jacob No.2

He left me for some girl in a different state.

Jason

We broke up 'cause he was still in contact with his ex. We almost had sex in front of my dad once.

Jayro

He was very horny 24/7. He had a beautiful cock. He was too into anal tho

Jeremy

She broke up w/ me because she was being blackmailed.

Kristin

Josh

He stopped texting me and talking to me at all.

Luke

Nate

He was very cute but he didn't understand that uhhhh is not a moan.

Ryland

He said he would pay hundreds for my nudes, and then he ghosted me after 3 days.

Tyler

He didn't know we were still dating until i told him and he broke up with me.

Gage

She got grounded and now we can't talk until summer break.

Jess

He was very controlling and he ruined my birthday last year.

Will No.1

He told me he wanted to rape me. very hot. i had a dream that he and i had sex and my mom was watching in the corner, extremely worried.

Will No. 2

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