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Which Member Of #SWOLECHESTERAVE Should Be Your Valentine?

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  1. Cats or dogs?!

    Off The Grid News
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    Cats, specifically cats that weight over 30 pounds.
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    DOGS. This doesn't exclude bearded dragons though.
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    Aw heck, my dude! Isn't there a "both" option!?
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    Both, but a solid preference to cats!
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    Nyan cat!
  2. What type of salt are you?

    We know your dreams
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    Adobo
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    Salt lamp
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    Sugar
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    Unsalted butter
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    Organic garlic salt
  3. When I'm drunk, I will...

    Pinterest
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    Cuddle you and make some toast, but only after sending marriage proposals via text message. Note: One of the two remains completely unchanged while intoxicated. You figure it out.
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    Giggle on the couch for approximately 3 hours, stare deeply into the soul of the pink moscato
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    Send long winded e-mails that serve as rants to corporations that don't serve the needs of the public
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    Grow a stronger love of pumpkin-spiced latte, identifies as the most basic, doesn't stop screaming
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    Will sing very loudly with you, manages to speak in fluent Spanish?
  4. If you were on an episode of Cutthroat Kitchen, you would be...

    Food Network
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    The chef that puts their pasta in a blender without remorse
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    The chef that stays in the pantry for too long after being stunned by the sheer amount of bread
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    The chef that smuggles the cooking wine and isn't to be seen again
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    The chef that definitely took too long practicing their catchphrase
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    Alton Brown himself
  5. The BEST rap?

    Very Smart Brothas
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    Lazy Town Ft. Lil' Jon
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    YEEEZYYYYY
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    Kendrick Lamar and/or TuPac probably?
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    Nicki Minaj
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    Rage Against The Machine
  6. Which John Mulaney quote do you identify with?

    Funny or Die
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    “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair.”
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    “We started chanting, McDonald's, McDonald's, McDonald's! And my dad pulled into the drive thru, and we started cheering and then he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving.”
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    "In terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin."
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    "This might as well happen."
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    "It's 100% easier not to do things than to do them."
  7. How do you feel about anime?

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    I want to personally fall in love with every anime there has ever been, ever.
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    BING, ANIME, AH.
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    It's fun! I watch a few!
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    Ehhhhhhh no thank you, I will scream
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    I mean do what you want but PLEASE no
  8. Which youtube video sounds most appealing to you?

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    Weird russian opera singer
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    Bad lip reading of Star Wars, The Seagulls song one
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    Bad titanic flute cover
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    Jurassic park melodica cover
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    Sherlock- go harddd
  9. Thoughts on birds?

    ThingLink
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    I want to DATE them
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    I'm fine with them as long as they're far away and not plotting the human demise
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    NO, unless it's Lukas
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    I like them?
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    Pretty, but not if they're close
  10. What kind of nonsense are you?

    Aftcra
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    The "Pamburgler" conspiracy theory
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    The Great Pepperoni Battle
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    The HOUR LONG nerf-gun stand-off
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    The impulsive lizard purchase
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    Negative days, for "days since our last nonsense"
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