1.Ever since mining magnate Clive Palmer's Queensland Nickel went into liquidation and he retired from politics, he's been tweeting some strange things.
2.And people are confused.
3.Some tweets are philosophical.
4.Others are just downright odd.
5.Are some a plea for help?
6.Or Clive being a wee bit too thirsty for some online ~engagement~.
7.Dragging is a huge part of his new Twitter persona.
8.As is spicy political commentary.
9.Brutal.
10.Labor can't identify... a bus stop?
11.He's throwing around some leadership spill predictions.
12.And we shouldn't discount them because some of his past predictions...
13.Have come true.
14.While we're talking spills... there are even some Tony Abbott- inspired onion tweets.
15.Clive's recently lost 50kg and is tweeting a lot about food.
16.This is just wrong.
17.Clive's account has a fair amount of #FAKENEWS conspiracy talk.
18.The truth makes you an angel?
19.There are handy tips on alcohol consumption.
20.As well as future campaign ideas.
21.Clive definitely wants to drain the swamp.
22.He's also a fan of MAGA.
23.There is a lot of poetry.
24.I call this one Crying Cory.
25.It doesn't even rhyme.
26.Hum the theme to The West Wing while reading this tweet.
27.Clive's throwing out about six tweets a day, and let's be honest, they're not all winners.
28.WTF?
29.His interactions with other people are... odd.
30.He loves to sing.
31.And tweet Bob Dylan lyrics.
32.I'm still not sure though... are these tweets a cry for help?
33.Or could this be Clive's new life motto?
34.Can someone please just give Clive a hug?
35.But maybe what he's really saying is... Clive for PM?